Deadpool 3 movie logo. Has Wolverine claws sliced threw the central Deadpool symbol.

Hiiii tHEre.

It’s your boi. The Merc with the Mouth, the one and only Deadpool. Please guys, hold your applause until the end.

You may be wondering what I’m doing here. Well, your usual blogger has somehow gone missing, and I have yet to locate them. Sorry for the late notification. This is just what happens when you get to the top of the pop culture blogging scene. The mainstream publications didn’t want the competition, I guess. But don’t you worry, your trusty pal Wade won’t stop until I find this nerd and return them to the safety of their mom’s basement.

In the meantime, this is a GREAT opportunity to promote the new Deadpool film. Imagine all the coverage this will get once I rescue Sus-e. And NO, this isn’t a publicity stunt that I concocted to stir up buzz pfffffttttt 😅

But ya, hopefully you all saw that awesome video that Ryan Reynolds posted last week announcing my new movie. TBH, I wish Marvel Studios would just let me play myself in the film. Back when 21st Century Fox were still around – you know, before they got consumed by Disney – they wouldn’t let me play myself either, something about keeping the other actors safe from my shenanigans. Whatever, safety is boring anyways. That’s beside the point, I’m officially getting a movie set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! 🎆

As Mr. Reynolds mentioned in the video, this movie needed a little something extra to mark this special occasion; so we decided to pull a Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)/Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) and bring back a beloved character from a separate Marvel film franchise. And who better than Hugh mother(bleep)ing Jackman aka Wolverine! 🔥

He’s got charm for days huh. I love Wolverine almost as much as I love chimichangas, and I’m super excited to watch how this all unfolds. However, I definitely have a few questions, and Mr. Reynolds and the creative team for the film won’t divulge any details to me. The nerve they have. Like how dare they just ice me out! This movie is named after me – argh!

How will they bring back Wolverine after the events of Logan (2017)? This video posted after the announcement seems to indicate that they know Wolverine’s story comes to an end in that film, and that they will uphold that conclusion. Maybe Jackman will be playing another multiverserval version of Wolverine, or the time travel watch that I used at the end of Deadpool 2 (2018) will factor into me plucking a younger Wolverine out of the 21st Century Fox Marvel timeline before his character comes to end in Logan (2017). IDFK, they won’t tell me anything about my own movie.

Another lingering question, how will they address my character now existing in the MCU? Will I have always been there? Is my fourth wall breaking aptitude responsible for me being there now? Or am I a visitor from a parallel universe? Lots of questions that I’m sure a bunch of other nerds on YouTube will breakdown and theorize over.

Hmm, questions, questions, questions. I guess we’ll find out the answers on September 6, 2024, when this film releases. All I know is that I’ll be there opening night… wink wink nudge nudge (Marvel Studios better invite me to the (bleep)ing premier). I can’t wait for this film. Let’s hope Sus-e is still alive so they can watch me be awesome on the big screen. Speaking of that, I should probably do my job and go rescue that nerd. Peace!

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